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This week we were treated to a play in three acts that I like to call "Save Tyrion's Ass". Act I starts with Jaime chewing out his brother for throwing out the deal that he made for him. Tyrion was never really interested in that anyways, and took much more delight in ruining his father's long con. The act closes with Jaime confessing that he can't fight anymore and Tyrion is left hoping that the increasingly absent Bronn will help him out.

I like how Tyrion's scenes in this episode follow a three-act structure. It's just one example of the amazing skill that the writers have. They are often required to remind viewers who people are and remind them of past events that are about to be relevant to the story. This is often accomplished in the opening of the show, sometimes with semi-awkward scenes like when Dontos gave Sansa the necklace, but sometimes it's just done very subtly and elegantly.

The Hound and Arya have been having the best scenes of the season, and really this was the best one. Many props go to Rory McCann, who has not had a whole lot to say at times, but was amazing when he started talking about his brother. This piece of writing, delivered so well, accomplished two things. It was another step in the relationship between Arya and the Hound, but it also reminded the audience of The Mountain (his brother). Maybe I'm just a history fan, but I could listen to these characters tell stories about their past all day.

Anyway, back to "Save Tyrion's Ass", Act II. Bronn finally shows up, only to tell Tyrion that there's finally been a higher bidder. This is, regardless of the outcome, an excellent way for them to say goodbye to each other. It also follows the three act structure because it just gets worse for Tyrion, now that he actually has to just picture himself fighting the mountain.

Much to Tyrion's surprise, his third visitor is Oberyn Martell. Oberyn arrived in King's Landing seeking vengeance, and now it's as close as it's ever been. He volunteers to be Tyrion's champion, more for the chance to kill Gregor Clegane than because he wants to fight for Tyrion. It doesn't really matter to Tyrion, as he now has a chance, and that's all he was hoping for in the first place.

Game of Thrones excels at showing and developing relationships between characters. We've been blessed with several buddy comedies this season, perhaps lead by Arya & the Hound (Little Wolf & Big Dog?). My favorite relationship (this one is well established, think of the prequel opportunities), and perhaps best source of comedy, is between Davos and his Pirate friend Salladhor Saan. Their scene in the baths where Salladhor is telling a joke that everyone has heard before reminded me that the show has its lighter moments that are still meaningful to the story.

This is of course, is followed by a failed jailbreak of Theon, due in no small part that Reek (Reek, Reek, my name is Reek) did not want to go. Then we get right on to dragons having a nice goat lunch. Daenerys is presented with the charred bones from the farmer who now has nothing. The writers are quick to remind you that the show has a lot of darkness at its core.

There is both light and darkness in every character, some just have different ratios than others. It's not that the show is a dark show; it's that it's realistic. That point is driven home by the fact that the first scene of the episode took place at a bank. That's definitely a setting you don't often see in most fantasy, ok, other than Discworld.

Back in King’s Landing, we’re treated to our first small council meeting in quite some time. There are a few new faces, two of them basically opposites of each other. Mace Tyrell can’t stop brown-nosing Tywin Lannister and Prince Oberyn had a late night last night. He seems like the kind of person who has a lot of late nights. Hopefully we have many fun small council meetings in the future, as Oberyn seems to relish in making people uncomfortable and certainly does not follow anyone’s rules.

Finally, we are treated to Tyrion just losing his cool. He’s told, after a break in his trial, that he will be granted a chance to take the black if he pleads guilty and asks for mercy. Tyrion, of course, doesn’t trust this as the last person to take this offer wound up a head shorter (Ned Stark).

Back up a second and understand why Tyrion does wind up losing his cool. He never expected to receive a fair trial, but the parade of people telling lies and half-truths was laid on pretty thick. The straw that broke the camel’s back was the ultimate betrayal by Shae. She had been very hurt by his repeated attempts to dismiss him, though it had seemed that he got through finally and Bronn told him that she was on a ship. Clearly, this was not the case as she delivered the most damning testimony of the trial.

Shae’s testimony is basically the nail in the coffin and causes Tyrion to snap. In one of the best speeches of the entire show, he spits a lifetime of hate back into his father’s face and throws a wrench into everyone’s plans. By demanding Trial by Combat, he single handedly ruins all of his father’s current plans for the family. He’s either going to be exonerated by a victory, thus not forcing Jaime to leave the kings guard, or be killed and basically the same result happens for Jaime. Either way, Tyrion uses his wits to roll the dice one last time on his life and Tywin is left with no real prospects for the future of House Lannister.

It seems like we've had several "First of His Name" characters over the past season and a half. Most notably, of course, is Joffrey "Baratheon". This week it's his brother, Tommen. Tommen is a boy who, despite being spawned from the evil Cersei Lannister, really seems like a good kid. Maybe that's why he doesn't get a lot of screen time. He's boring, he's nice, he's what a king should be, really. In spite of (because of?) all this, a world like Game of Thrones will just chew him up and spit him out by the end of next episode.

Everything is very low key this time around. Tommen's coronation is a simple ceremony that takes place at Baelor's (I still can't get enough of that awesome set) and it seems that most things will be a very different tone now that Joffrey is gone. Tywin and Cersei, in discussing Tommen's probable marriage to Margaery Tyrell, mention that there will be no jousting dwarves, no 77-course meals and in doing so also provide a nice tip of the hat to book readers.

We meet up with everyone's favorite new character, Oberyn Martell, who is, of course, writing poetry out on the castle grounds. Must be nice to be a filthy rich renaissance man. Oberyn and Cersei then take a tour of the gardens, basically so she can butter up another judge. Cersei seems to do her best to cozy up to both judges, appealing to each judges' (Oberyn and Tywin) biggest source of pride. You can see that all of her drinking is starting to take a toll, as she's no longer a subtle manipulator anymore, but far too direct for her attempts to have any real effect. I do like that they take this opportunity to show us, once again, how beautiful Dubrovnik, Croatia is.

Michelle MacLaren (of Breaking Bad directing fame) directed this episode, as well as last week's "Oathkeeper". This week, we were treated to a great long distance shot in basically every single outdoor scene. The producers and HBO have really hit their stride in this show, churning out high quality episode one after another. Every episode has plenty of eye candy for everyone, from the sets to the costumes to the locations they shoot in.

The setting is fantastic, but it would be nothing without a great story. As we catch up with some, but not all of the other stories outside of Kings Landing, we're treated to yet another budding buddy comedy in Brienne and Podrick. Podrick is the same as he's always been, very aloof but loyal as hell and he tries as hard as anybody. He finally wins the respect of Brienne when he recounts the events of the Battle of the Blackwater when he saved Tyrion. Brienne's scenes in big camps and in the city are really sort of awkward, which seems in character. She's best on the road, and with her mission and her new sword, she is in her element.

For some strange reason, I really love the fact that we're getting lots of reading lessons on Game of Thrones. This time, we get Missandei teaching Grey Worm how to speak the 'common' language. Unfortunately, they do not take this time to read boring old history books to sneak back story into the scene, damn! Hopefully next week we get another installment of Reading Rainbow Westeros.

Cut to Mereen and Daenerys the unstoppable manages to take a city while only showing a grand total of 2 deaths on the screen, (well, 4 if you count the guards, 5 the horse). Once she has the city, she wants to pay the masters back for the children they nailed on the road to Mereen. (Side note on that, shouldn't a city as ruthless as that stand up to something more than killing their champion and a bunch of slaves with swords?) Anyways, Ser Barristan councils that she have mercy, but her Targaryen fire burns bright and she must have her revenge. You can see him flinch just a little, maybe remembering her father...remember him? The Mad King? Yep, flip a coin they say.

Now we go to CSI: Westeros. I say this because I couldn't think of a more clever Sherlock related name. We are in the boat with Sansa and Littlefinger and we are shown, almost step by step, the conspiracy to kill Joffrey the Shit. I really hope that's how he's remembered in history books. It's a shame that the other big player in this, the Queen of Thorns (Margaery's Grandmother), is leaving town. She's shown some clever wit and quick hands, especially with people's necklaces.

After a quick training session of foreshadowing at the Wall, we join Cersei and Jaime having a chat about Jaime's vows. Jaime has probably had the most misunderstood life in Westeros, and despite his bitchin' duster, his part time rapey, incestuous behavior is still frowned upon by most people. Jaime is trying to find a few shreds of his own dignity, trying to rebuild his life and he won't just bow to his sister and stands up for Tyrion. This of course, enrages Cersei, and their relationship has become almost formal, calling each other "Your Majesty" and "Lord Commander". I guess they never had the most functional relationship.

I'd like to think that currently, the story of Margaery is a lesson on the dangers of drinking too much. Cersei sits around and drinks all day and her life is falling apart, meanwhile Margaery stays sober and is "Improving her lot remarkably" as her grandmother put it. She's sneaking around at night, sharing secrets with the new King Tommen and meeting fan favorite Ser Pounce.

We join Jon Snow back at the wall, discussing his brother with Sam. We're also shown that maybe Jon has another motivation behind heading north of the wall. He hopes to find his brother in addition to getting rid of the mutineers.

Now remember that this season there are a lot of dots to connect, so please notice that Locke, the new recruit who can really fight at Castle Black, is the same guy who Roose Bolton sent to hunt down the living Stark boys. Locke overhears Sam and Jon talking about Bran, so of course when Jon makes his plea for volunteers to go north, Locke joins in.

Jon Snow's speech about getting the mutineers is a great transition to check in on what's going on north of the wall. Karl, the guy who stabbed Lord Commander Mormont is in charge, currently drinking wine out of said Lord Commander's skull. He's basically gone native, as they say. In keeping with tradition, they decide that Craster's last son has to be given to the gods, as the rest of them have. Leaving the baby out leads to Bran and company hearing it and getting captured at Crasters keep, where a very drunk Karl finds out just who Bran is. This is definitely leading to a very interesting confrontation.

Finally, we learn something that is just mind blowing. Feeling like something that you might see as a big reveal at the end of the season, and certainly pointing the needle towards the supernatural. we actually see how the White Walkers are made. The implications of this definitely reach back a ways, as we know that Craster has been giving his sons to the White Walkers for some time, this has to help account for their increased activity, which lead to the Wildlings all teaming up to attack the wall. I guess when you connect the dots, whether north or south, the main lesson is that incest is bad, m'kay.