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Just one week into the season and we have already seen a lot!

 

But do we really KNOW anything based off of one week? As you’ll see in this week’s picks, no, not really! Don’t forget that just a couple years ago the Jaguars upset the Colts in week 1 and created a bit of a hype train for themselves!

 

…they proceeded to finish the season 1-15. Week 1 isn’t the end all-be all of the season.

 

So let’s get back to the games!

 

Week 2 – HERE WE GO!!!!

 

(HOME TEAM IN CAPS)

 

16 – PHILADEPHIA over Atlanta – Seems like another season of disappointment headed to Atlanta this year.

 

15 – BALTIMORE over Las Vegas – (looks at my watch patiently waiting for Aiden O’Connell to take over for the Raiders)

 

14 – WASHINGTON over New York Giants – So we’re just gonna add Benny Hill music in the background of any time the Giants are on offense, right?

 

13 – DALLAS over New Orleans – The Cowboys are playing angry and will be a force to be reckoned with … you know … until the playoffs.

 

12 – KANSAS CITY over Cincinnati – If you lose at home to the Patriots, you’re not allowed to beat the Chiefs in Kansas City.

 

11 – HOUSTON over Chicago – Hopefully CJ Stroud can show Caleb Williams how to succeed as a rookie quarterback.

 

10 – Los Angeles Chargers over CAROLINA – Whoever is playing Carolina this season will be the best option for a fantasy football defense.

 

9 – DETROIT over Tampa Bay – Baker Mayfield is on fire…for one week

 

8 – JACKSONVILLE over Cleveland – Buyers remorse? My BOLD PREDICTION for this week is that DESHAUN WATSON WILL BE BENCHED BY WEEK 12.

 

7 – MIAMI over Buffalo – Sooooo many Miami PD jokes just speeding through my hea…ope, just got slammed to the street by the Miami PD!

 

6 – Seattle over NEW ENGLAND – The big win last week made me, well, not put a Patriots loss higher on this list.

 

5 – San Francisco over MINNESOTA – Can anyone deny the validity of the Madden Curse anymore?

 

4 – TENNESSEE over New York Jets – I repeat, the Jets are overrated!

 

3 – ARIZONA over Los Angeles Rams – I, for one, would be excited if Marvin Harrison Jr. were on my team. To each their own though … apparently.

 

2 – Indianapolis over GREEN BAY – The Colts catch a break with Jordan Love going down last week.

 

1 – Pittsburgh over DENVER – This will be ugly – take the under.